House of Heroes
“15 - Field Of Daggers”
[Blog Title Here]: Mothers, Lies and Cake - An analysis of "Portal" ... (spoilers)
First of all, I can’t stress this enough: This game is best played unspoiled. If you haven’t played Portal yet, and if you have even the slightest interest in trying it, please stop reading now, go install Steam, buy Portal and play it. Trust me, you’re better off surprised. You might even learn…
MOTHER OF GOD
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
Remember what you did to Marnie?
Remember my name?
Remember remember the fifth of November?
Remember?
Remember that time when I said ‘Good-bye!’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I said ‘We pretended we were going to murder you!’
That was great.
(Source: sweatymannipples1993, via slenderendermen)
HOLY GHOSTLY EYEBROWS BATMAN
[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´･ω･`)
A tale from 2ch of girls, emails, and hamsters. (Posts from the thread-starter are labeled #OP, the people replying to him are labeled #2ch.)
#OP
There’s this girl I’ve had feelings for since high school, and now we’re in college together. We’ll call her Denko.
Once we hit second year, we went out drinking, and I worked up the courage to exchange numbers.
We started out talking often, but she hasn’t answered me in three days now.
I’m getting depressed just thinking that Denko might be sick, or that something happened to her… (´･ω･`)
Please, somebody give me some advice.
#2ch
SHE DOESN’T LIKE YOU.
GIVE IT UP.
(Source: majikichisokuhou.blog34.fc2.com)
“You needed an engineering degree to put the thing together.”
….Should I take this as a bad thing or…
“It’s going to be fantastic!”
….Good to know.
“It’s time you earned your keep, woman.”
BITCH, HELL NO.
“She was only 10, a skinny girl on a stolen horse whit a dark forest ahead of her and and men behind who would gladly cut her feet.”
((Of everything in A Storm of Swords, this is what I get))
“Dear god in heaven.” ((I shit thee not. Yay?))
“We all do things we’re not really supposed to sometimes” ((WHO’S BOOK IS THIS? IT AIN’T MINE.))
“But for the biblical literalists Lyell posed an awkward problem.” (Gee thanks, Carl Sagan. ))
“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))
“All sponges and most cnidarians are attatched to the seafloor as adults, and depend on trapping food from the water.”
I…I don’t understand…
^It’s been a while since I said this Sam, but you’re a porifera.
“He stopped chewing, a long moment passing before he was able to safely swallow the last bite of biscuit in his mouth.”
Lolol, breakfast in bed I can imagine.
Apparently this comic belongs to this guy, but I can’t find it on his deviantart account so I had to get it off danbooru.
The best part about this comic (besides the last panel) is the tag it was pegged with.
♠ ♣ ♦ ♥ who do YOU ship me with?
ME
I SHIP YOU WITH ME
(Source: stardustedgemini, via lemonorangelime)
McDonald’s Sasuke toy
See this?
Now imagine this as a Sasuke McDonald’s toy.
FINAL FORM:
